Southside Willy - Embarrassment

Insightful and self-deprecating Southside Willy from Ferndown, Dorset returns with some more middle aged dad raps. Poking fun at the the situation he has grown into he describes some of his antics as an Embarrassment.

From the debut Southside Willy album Dad Bod, coming soon!

Produced, performed, mixed and mastered by: Southside Willy
Video by: Southside Willy

Southside Willy

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I’ve got my Mrs on the camera rolling her eyes
While I’m acting a prat, trying to rap like a dumb guy
I’m a fully grown man with a mortgage
It’s not normal, I don’t think my mum minds
Socially awkward, never very cautious
When I open my mouth, start talking
Before my thoughts have finished forming
I’m already four feet deep, no warning
I’m a cringefest in string vest
They’re like “oh no, what’s he gonna sing next!?”
Currently married, but if I keep this up
Then I’m fairly sure I’ll be ringless
Bring shame on my families name
I’m the low wage rapper who should act his age
I’m a pain in my soulmate’s anus
She hates when I’m making a film with her face in

(Chorus)
I’m an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn’t been so embarrassing
But that’s me
I’m an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn’t been so embarrassing

(Verse 2)
Fun fact: I didn’t even like rap
Then I heard Fred Durst, never turned back
Metalhead packed with acne and a thigh gap
Have I had haemorrhoids? I might have
T.M.I., allow me to apologise
Unrefined diarrhoea of the mind
Sometimes I say things just because they rhyme
I provide more deets than I need to supply
I’m a dad and apparently a role model
The way I’m acting is actually loads funner
Got my bum out, cheeks looking so supple
Lucky I got junk in the trunk ’cause I’m no stunner
Did you laugh? ‘Cause Iaughed
Real life I go red, on the net then I’m past it
My approach to art is not the smartest
I’d rather talk about the last time I farted

(Chorus)
I’m an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn’t been so embarrassing
But that’s me
I’m an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn’t been so embarrassing
Yeah

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.