Southside Willy - F*** You, Tara

Ferndown, Dorset based artist Southside Willy pka Phat Daddy Dave has dropped his latest track F*** You, Tara. The song that tells you all you need to know in its opening line – “My next door neighbour’s a bit of a dick“. This is a diss track, but quite possibly the most relatable of all diss tracks.

Willy isn’t out there starting beef with rappers he knows he won’t win, he’s dropping bar after bar of sarcastic insults aimed directly at his rude next door neighbour Tara. It’s not big, it’s not clever… it is immature, but bound to incite a few giggles over the cheeky, occasionally harsh lyrics.

From the simple but popular “Couldn’t put a dent in a yoghurt“, to the potentially offensive “All drama, slept with her father (allegedly) to revel in attention after“, this is Southside Willy introducing himself as a sarcastic joker who isn’t afraid to take the piss out of himself as well as others.

This is not serious music with hidden messages lurking between the lines, this is just a normal guy who likes rap music having a laugh.

Lyrics, vocals and music by: Southside Willy
Mixed, mastered and seasoned by: Cutter’b Freeman

Southside Willy

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
My next door neighbour’s a bit of a dick
Well, one out of two, Tony’s legit.
Tara’s a bitch with a chip on her shoulder
Acts like a child, had a fit when I told her.
All “I know my rights”, bitch please
You got bullshit in your molars.
She bipolar? I don’t know
But she was fine last week then switched pronto.
It’s all petty shit she’s getting lairy with
Always been amicable but then it flipped.
She’s a loveless miserable loner
We got duffed up for the chump to get jelly with.
Big kid, she’s a bin day squatter
Menopausal, tash like Chopper.
All bark no bite, probably a dogger
Couldn’t put a dent in a yoghurt.

(Chorus)
You’re so vain, think the song is about you
Act like a dick and you’re bound to
Get called out on your shit like clowns do
Bitch
You’re so vain, think the song is about you
Act like a dick and you’re bound to
Get called out on your shit like clowns do

(Verse 2)
All drama, slept with her father (allegedly)
To revel in attention after.
Doesn’t give a shit about anything
If it doesn’t benefit Princess Tara.
Selfish sket with a god complex
In her own little world, no harbour.
Laughter, what a strange concept, face like a bulldog
Better start pulling that mask up.
Cheer up T ’cause it might never happen
Gotta pick your battles, does it really even matter?
You’re the attacker, you don’t do civil
Burn them bridges and listen to them sizzle.
If you ever need help, ha, that’s a giggle
Sit your ass down on your thumb and then swivel.
And what’s that? I’ve kidnapped your cat?
Want it back? Put shit in your hand, then clap.

(Chorus)
You’re so vain, think the song is about you
Act like a dick and you’re bound to
Get called out on your shit like clowns do
Bitch
You’re so vain, think the song is about you
Act like a dick and you’re bound to
Get called out on your shit like clowns do
Fuck you

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