Southside Willy is back with a look at Father Christmas’s game and life at this time of year with Santa’s Got A Side Hustle. Coming with his usual humorous take on things and production from Cutter’b Freeman this is a timely release.
Lyrics, vocals and music by: Southside Willy
Mixed and Mastered by: Cutter’b Freeman https://www.instagram.com/cutterbfreeman/
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Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
It was a cold summer thanks to COVID
I check the reindeer mail, but still got no lists.
I’m putting time in the workshop, boss tip
Built a wooden rocking horse, that ride is so sick.
But no buyers, the parents got no cash
I’m so tired, no wonder I’m so fat.
When I’m stressed then I eat in excess
And I don’t even check when I’m necking if it’s low fat.
I need a back up plan, banned on Only Fans
For getting pleasured in the only way that Rudolph can.
Tried shifting some St. Nick tote bags
More claim to the name than the pope has.
I tried drop shipping mince pies through Shopify
Paid ads in my podcast on Spotify.
Set up shop at the bottom of my drive
10p a piece for my home made toffee bites.
(Chorus)
One day I’m gonna make my millies
Santa baby, coming down your chimmies
I live forever, made a deal with the devil
All weather getting paper, mad stocks in the Meta
Yo, it’s that Christmas hustle
Yo, I got that money making muscle
Yo, I’m on that Christmas hustle
Started in the North now I’m here
(Verse 2)
I tried pimping out ho ho ho’s
But getting that insurance is a big no go.
I’ve invested in Christmas decs
No way I’m losing money with a risk so low.
I’ve applied to be a driver for Uber
But no fancy sat nav computer.
Plus they say that my sleigh’s unsafe
No seatbelts and face melting speed with the booster.
Deliveroo, getting food to you quick fast
But the public are stingy with the tip jar.
I got a part time job down in Europe
I’m pouring scores of Rivella in a Swiss bar.
My elves are mass making for Etsy
Printable Christmas cards, hash tag trending.
Mrs Claus is a watercolour wiz kid
Whipping up wall art, orders pending.
(Chorus)
One day I’m gonna make my millies
Santa baby, coming down your chimmies
I live forever, made a deal with the devil
All weather getting paper, mad stocks in the Meta
Yo, it’s that Christmas hustle
Yo, I got that money making muscle
Yo, I’m on that Christmas hustle
Started in the North now I’m here
One day I’m gonna make my millies
Santa baby, coming down your chimmies
I live forever, made a deal with the devil
All weather getting paper, mad stocks in the Meta
Yo, it’s that Christmas hustle
Yo, I got that money making muscle
Yo, I’m on that Christmas hustle
Started in the North now I’m here